Barney lol

When my little 6 year old cousin tanner and i... well. i let him watch a barney dvd i found on the ground. then something unusual happened. i heard a scream. i rushed to tanners room. he was crying. i asked him what was wrong and he said "Barney scares me!" Really? could barney be this scary? i let tanner play a video game to calm him down. then i watched the dvd for myself. when the theme song played, it was a bit low pitched. then it showed the usual. children talk about something and then POOF! barney comes to life giggling like an idiot. then Static came for 5 seconds. it showed a kid running for his mom and right behind him Was a GREY DEAD BARNEY Chasing after the little kid. static came again. then after 10 seconds. A giant demonic bloody face of barney showed up with a horrifying roar. I ejected the dvd Crushed the remaining pieces and threw them into the trash. if you find a barney dvd on the ground, I BEG YOU DON'T WATCH OR HE WILL FIND YOU! (we like to ensure you that this is a fake story.)